Unofficial Map of Tilea

I found this and thought it might be helpful.  I know it is not canon, but there really isn't much out there regarding Tilea, so I have adopted it for Giacinta's storyline.

http://www.freewebs.com/kalevalahammer/Tilea_Geo_uk_1-13.jpg

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Your Italy map is so messed up, bro. It doesn't even LOOK like a boot, and I can't find the Vatican anywhere. Can't you see that from space?

4/10, awful map.

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Are you fucking really? >:(

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Altdorf was here, Tilea sucks.

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Border Princes here, too busy being overthrown to say much at the momen--*thwack*

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Even Bretonnia claims to have better generals than Tilea. WHAT DOES THAT SAY :3c

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Pffft, the claims of a Bretonnian is like the promise of a Kurgan--empty. :P

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Clearly you've never faced a Bretonnian on the field of battle!

... coincidentally, neither has anyone else.

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Doh ho ho!

That Green Knight model is pretty cool lookin', though. So's the Grail Reliquary.

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I had a Bretonnian army, once. Lots of archers for troops, with some bitchin' knights. It was alright, really; the lack of magic power stunted it, and the knights were the only unit that could really hit hard; naturally, that made them enticing targets.

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Mmm, that's what I hear. They got top cav, but everything else is meh.

You know me, I got my rats. :3

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The Grail Reliquae is also pretty awesome. However, if the main knight-body doesn't get the charge, you're pretty much screwed.

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I believe that. But man, that's a badass model. I'd get one just to have and paint.

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Empire Hero on a Griphon was here; Grail sucks.

Actually, one of the coolest single models is the Skaven Warpstone Engineer. I love the little rat that's standing on his shoulder and loading the flintlock for him. It's so boss!

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I think that's the one I got in that big Box O' Skaven I picked up... I'll have to find the blister. But yes, very characterful, though I still think the new sculpt for Deathmaster Snikch is my favorite Skaven model next to the new Screaming Bell.

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Black Coach was here; enjoy fighting a 10+ wound model.

Snikch is pretty awesome, and so is the Screaming Bell. I think that's the one thing Fantasy has over 40k, is that it's got better character miniatures.

AND NOT EVERYONE PLAYS SPACE MARINES.

They still play Chaos, but whatever.

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I almost got a Black Coach when I was browsing for a good coach model for the gang's WFRP game, until I found the Mordheim set instead.

:( And I hate that everyone plays either IG or MAHREENS.

Imma make some Tyranids. Om nom nom.

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The Reliquae starts out with 12 wounds (Reliquae is six plus six models) as well as hatred, stubborn, and the Blessing of the Lady. You can buy up to 24 ADDITIONAL peasants with it, making it essentially a 36 wound tar-pit unit. GREAT for engaging an enemy from the front and hitting them in the flank with knights.

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Skaven were here; enjoy your warp lightning :3c

The Black Coach starts out with a ridiculous number of wounds, and it's basically an inordinately powerful chariot. Moreover, for every wound it causes, it gains one wound straight out; that wound can replace one it's lost, or bring it above its total number of wounds. If the Black Coach hits before it is hit, there's basically no stopping it.

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Well, yes. This is why I stick to dwarfs and siege machinery. I assume the Black Coach is destroyed like a chariot when hit by S6+ attacks? I don't have my Vampire Counts book on me.

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No, it only ACTS like a chariot; it's not a chariot in the description.

Although, it says at 10+ wounds it counts as a chariot with bladed wheels, so your mileage may vary. It's one of those 50/50 unclear rules that GW never bothers to address in FAQs or whatnot.

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It is actually fairly close to the few maps of Tilea that I've seen that ARE canon.

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