howdy folks

WELL

Gaisioch(think that's how its spelt), Sword and Scroll, Order Victorious and a bunch of other guilds were part of the rp community back on PT and all moved to Badlands. We gather at the Redhammer Inn (in Ekrund) every monday at 9pm EST time for RP and anyone is welcome to join us. 

I've somehow graduated to the de facto leader of Sword and Scroll, but we are whittled down to a small core of dedicated RP folk and whatnot. There are... around 5 or 6 of us now? But there is still a fairly large RP community that gathers for Redhammer Night in Ekrund. These times are always fun as elves invade a dwarf pub and get scorned, largely by me.

Hey Ein, you crazy old Kislivite. 
I am not really playing the game though I have just started, last Monday, showing up to get my Warhammer RP fix at the Redhammer.  So yeah, I hope to see you there!

Yes, yes Ormir.  We know how you despise us elves invading your precious Redhammer Brewery.  But you might as well get used to it as we shall contniue to do so!!

But yes, RP is alive, to a degree, on the Badlands server.  While Monday night is the big RP event, there are those of us who will still throw out some RP while running around questing and what-not.  It will be nice to have another join the fray!

Hi Ein. Tee-hee.

 Howdy =P

I'm poking around on Badlands, trying to find some peoples and figure out where, if at all, folks might go for RP outside of the Redhammer mondays. Don't be a stranger if yall see me bumbling around out there; I might buy ya some drinks (hope you like Vodka).

If Pharrael ever bumps into you in person, he will be sure to let you buy him a drink or two, or four...just buy him the bottle (but he likes red wine, yo) 

Ein could find a bottle of red wine easy enough, just don't ever ask him for that fancy elvish magic swill. it's ... unnatural.

If you see a Dwarf called Denzle be sure to buy him a big mug of BEER ;) As Woshington once said, "he's convinced it tastes better when someone else buys it" 

"fairly large RP community that gathers for Redhammer Night in Ekrund. These times are always fun as elves invade a dwarf pub and get scorned"

This is, by far, the most boring interaction between Elves and Dwarves I have ever heard of.

THEY CUT HIS BEARD OFF, FOR GRUNGNI'S SAKE

>:( angry troll-chan is angry! Lol

MAN I GUESS WE SHOULD JUST RP OUT COMBAT EVERY TIME WE MEET, YOU ARE A FUCKING GENIUS.

That would be sweet. Make sure the elves have those bitchin' mohawks! Those are my favorite sprues.

Mohawks?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98uDkyzVvSc

I'M A NIGHT ELF MOHAWK. 

I take it back, Ormir.

Faulkor is worse than you could ever be.

I doubt anyone here has seen those Wardancers, hon'.

Though I do find it funny that, despite all the differences, elves and dorfs share that same affection for mohawkery.

It's because the Barber-surgeons only know one hair style. Plus, it's easier access for lobotomy cuts.

Aaaah, it all makes sense now...

Finally she notices me! To have your ferocious wrath pointed at me is both orgasmic and an honor. Oh, verbally turkey slap me again, my Goddess! 

What the fuck's wrong with you? You're like, 20% more incoherent than you normally are. :/

Really? I thought I was being quite obvious. I want her to insult me again from behind the safety of her computer screen. In conclusion, I am making fun of her, I am taking the piss. 

So your acting like a complete nimrod is somehow managing to insult her?

Your "logic", if indeed it can be called such, is as always, incomprehensible.

Honestly, I wonder why you bother sometimes.

Man, you two are so fucking edgy! Why bother hanging around in this cesspit of cro-magnons?

BUTTHURT DETECTED.

Shit son, no need to be so self-deprecating. I think you're just spiffy, even if you're not a very canon dorf. <3

Much butthurt :(

Impossible to be a canon dwarf in this fuckin' MMO. Tried to, when I had my own guild full of dwarfs who wouldn't assist elves in combat and would quit the field if elves showed up, but people didn't take to that too well. I have thrown in the towel.

Ha ha, oh I'm just pokin' fun at ya, Ormir. :P

Kitty's a stickler for the fluff, so don't you mind her any, unless you wanna hear about the War of the Beard every five minutes.

No, you misunderstood me.

1. To take the piss is to make fun of without malicious intent. 
2. She (maliciously) mouthed off at Ormir for no reason other than she could (aka, "from behind the safety of her computer screen")
3. I am partly amused and partly irritated by her immature behaviour. Amused because it's unnecessary and silly, and irritated because she insulted my friend who did nothing to her.
4. I am poking fun at how pointless insulting somone, unprovoked and over something so petty is by responding in a silly fashion.
5. I was under the impression that since I joined this little flame war it had deteriorated into the ridiculous and that we were now all just having a bit of fun with each other, her included (ie, "I'm crying so hard right now")
6. Clearly, Ormir and I don't REALLY want to a) kick her in the uterus, or b) have her parents die in a grease fire. Well, I don't...I ASSUME Ormir doesn't...lol
7. I think you are the only one who is taking this seriously anymore. Relax, we're here (supposedly) to have fun, and we're trying to get back to that with "the silly". No one really wants to have a "real" all out aggressive flamewar...there is no POINT, all it does it ruin it for everyone. 

You should read some transcripts from my first nights as Ormir on Phoenix Throne, in which I got into a physical brawl with two elves and nearly one with Giacinta, staved off only by the fact that she refused to RP a fight.

I remember that. Pharrael wanted to duel you, but he was denied! (I was denied! DX<!!) 

=/ You are so dumb it hurts, physically. Ten years from now, I'll need an ulcer removed, and I can put it in a little flask labled "Faulkor" and think of you fondly every time I look at it.

Seeing as you took the time to form a list, probably in some juevenile way of saying HEY LOOK I'M NOT BUTTHURT AT ALL PLEASE NOTICE THAT THIS DOES NOT BUG ME IN ANY WAY, I'll do the same. Mostly because it's lulzy and I imagine it will provoke you to further heights of inanity, but also because I have a certain fondness for lists. And kittens, though they won't be making an appearence.

1) No one cares. I posted a three-liner completely unrelated to the topic. It had the exact reaction as intended, and neither Ormir nor I actually care about it. I mean, the dwarf JUST SAID he wants to punch elves, so I can't fault him for the other idiots he has to pander to.

2) You weren't even around for the HILARIOUS status-updates between the two of us. You just came in at the end because you're lonely and want someone to validate you. Sorry! You were too late!

3) Ormir was also like six times more clever with his barbs, poor as they were. I was actually kinda sad when he stopped, because it was basically Slaanesh-fuel in the making. I found it highly entertaining.

4) Please, continue to refer to me as a "tween." I find it highly amusing that you would even jest about comitting such acts on someone below the age of consent. God, where's a Chris Hanson image when I need it?

Wait wait wait... you're the "tween"?

Oh god, my sides, they won't stop hurting now. XD